valiantchild:

if only i was as hot as my power adapter

(via gryffinwhore)

(via bat-shaped-cloud)

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

(via bitchhunter)

do-you-have-a-flag:

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at…

buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

(via kaldurrr)

(Source: tu-etole, via gryffinwhore)

This is literally the best song ever and if you don’t like it, I don’t like you.

one1touch:

I’m feeling the Feltson luuuurve!

(Source: imaslytherinbitch, via iamlenneth)

nanflanagan:

a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet

(via something-really-disgusting)

(Source: rschocolate, via dehydrationsynthesis)